Friday, July 5, 2013

The Ballad of Pell Helix


The Jokers Holy Rolling Song 
(to the tune of the Theme from Rawhide)
[scroll to the bottom to start video w/ music]


Yaaa!

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Keep scannin', scannin', scannin',
Though we keep a trollin',
Keep them scouts a scannin' Pell died!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just Scan, Jump and Roll 'em,
Soon we'll be romin’ Null to High.
The FC’s misscalculatin'
his burnt corpse will be floatin',
be floating at the place where he died.

Scan 'em down, Warp 'em in,
Jump 'em in, Scan 'em out,
Hole’s SHIT, ROLL ‘em out, Pell died!
BS in! Orca in! jump HOT!
BS out, Orca out, Dread Jump In!
Pell Died!

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Pell Died!


[spoken]
Scan em OUT!  Warp em IN!


Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
The killboards are a swollen
Keep them Holes a rollin'
Pell died!

Through bubbles, traps and weather
Hell-bent for Empire.
Wishin' Ol Pell was by our side.
All the Fights he is missin.
Good battles, lewt, and ISKies,
Are waiting at the end of the pipe.

Scan 'em down, Warp 'em in,
Jump 'em in, Scan 'em out,
Hole’s SHIT, ROLL ‘em out Pell died!
BS in! Orca in! jump HOT!
BS out, Orca out, Dread jump in, Pell Died!

Pell died!

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'




Fly safe and see you in the Sky =/|)=


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