Ganker's Paradise

[adapted from Gangster’s Paradise by Coolio]

[spoken]

Wanna tell me what this is all about?

[Verse 1]

As I warp through the wormhole into negative sec
I take a look at my CAP and realize there's nut’in left

Cause I've been Scrammin’ and Blastin’ so long that
Even my CEO thinks my mind is gone

But I aint never flipped a can that didn't deserve it
Me be hazed like a noob, you know that’s unheard of

You better watch who you smackin’, and where you flyin’
Or you and your corpies might be left in smoke
I really hate to rage, but I gotta Bro
As they burn I lock they POD in the Missile smoke, fool
I'm the kinda Pilot all the noobies wanna be like
In my pounce in the night
Sayin prayers under starlight

We spend immortal lives
Flyin in a Ganker's Paradise
We spend immortal lives
Flyin in a Ganker's Paradise
We live immortal lives
Dying in a Ganker's Paradise
We live immortal lives
Dying in a Ganker's Paradise

Look at my situation, the choices I was facin’
I can't live a normal life, I was cloned in the Vat Bay
So I gotta get down with the FC
Too much Battleclinic browsin’ got me wanting kills
I'm a educated fool with ISKies on my mind
Got a HAM fitted Tengu an' a neut online
I'm an AFK Cloaker, a gate campin’ ganker

With my corpies in fleet, you don't want my aggro, fool
Death aint nuthin’ but a game we play
Lvin a life that never ends, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, will I live to see a hundred-fo'?
The way things is goin yea I’m sho.

Tell me do you see -- that it is we
That the ones we POD – are you and me

We spend immortal lives
Flyin in a Ganker's Paradise
We spend immortal lives
Flyin in a Ganker's Paradise
We live immortal lives
Dying in a Ganker's Paradise
We live immortal lives
Dying in a Ganker's Paradise

Power an th’ ISKies, ISKies an th’ Power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s warpin’, half are AFKin’

Goons are burnin’ Jita, but CCP aint lookin’

They say I gotta skill up but I aint got the books, see

I can’t fly a range fit, they will kite and pwn me

I guess I can’t – I guess they will

I guess they POD; that’s why I know this clone is outta luck, fool

We spend immortal lives
Flyin in a Ganker's Paradise
We spend immortal lives
Flyin in a Ganker's Paradise
We live immortal lives
Dying in a Ganker's Paradise
We live immortal lives
Dying in a Ganker's Paradise

Tell me do you see -- that it is we
That the ones we POD – are you and me

Now do you see -- that it is we
So now you see – We are the Kings of EVE.

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RL is still taking precedence over EVE, so I'm not 'back' yet...

This is just something I started playing with months ago and reached a sorta finished point a while ago... (can't sleep)... but I do so wish I could sing (rap?) well enough to be able to set it to the music... I read it (ok... sing to myself) and I'd give a lot to hear this one done right.


Fly safe... =/|)=