or~ How Mabrick Messed up...
This is a somber post… a post about a mistake. A mistake a good
friend of mine made which has cost the life (well, one of the clones at least)
of an unknown capsuleer. Yes my friends, a costly and dastardly mistake.
In his latest post Mabrick found evidence of a spaceship that ‘seemed’
to be a “Tengu” sittin at ‘0’ at Sol, our very own sun here in the Sol system.
Now setting aside the ramifications of the well established facts that
the New Eden Local Group (the EvE star cluster) is located in a galaxy some
unknowable millions (billions?) of light-years from Sol system AND is also located
22,000+ years in our future…
Uh hem, AND supposing this feat was accomplished via some previously unknown space-time
mechanic, mebbe wormhole travel really does include a bit of time travel as has
been contemplated by them as learned in such esoteric things…
Also setting aside another distinct and equally as far-fetched possibility…
and the ramifications thereof… that this is not in fact some other ship of
uncanny parallel design built and flown by some other ‘unknown’ sentient species
from a totally different time and place, a possibility that boggles the
imagination just slightly more than the aforementioned New Eden Capsuleer
finding his way to Earth does… (and that was a very boggling experience for ME
I’ll tell you not for nothing!…)
Presuming ALL OF THIS then it is just within the realm of possibility
that a Tengu piloted by a New Eden capsuleer somehow…
found his way… Home for Christmas.
Ahhh… Home for Christmas. What a loverly thought hmmm? Except… Mab
had to go and blab.
You see out of curiosity about this lone capsuleer sitting wayyy
up there 8 light minutes away from the planet his genes were formed and shaped
on… the world of his kinds birth… out of curiosity I went to the Goddard Space Flight Center’s Solar Dynamics
Observatory (SDO) site to check up on our intrepid traveler and there he
was… sitting calm and idle at Sol. I gazed in wonder at this brother from the
stars… Five minutes later, what I watched transpire… simply tore my heart out…
It seems the GSF, that Theocracy of Thieves and Thugs… that Ebil Empire
of Villainy and Perfidy (look it up)… those Gamers Who Want to Ruin YOUR Game
have somehow (as they always do) discovered the methodology whereby our Tengu
pilot found his way to Earth… and, as is their way, they send a gank fleet of ‘Nados
and… well… you can see for yourself the outcome below…
The blame for this cloneloss… for the pain, suffering and anguish
this capsuleer went through (lessened to a degree by whatever level of the “Infomorph
Psychology” skill this pilot may have had… which strengthens the pilot's mental
tenacity and helps one HTFU to the reality of having ones conscious detached
from their physical form, transmitted across the galaxy and then integrated into
a vat grown clone… which can be very unsettling to the untrained mind)… PLUS
the LOSS of SKILLS associated with the loss of a T3 Cruiser!!! A fate far worse
than simple clonedeath… I place the blame for
ALL OF THIS squarely at Mabrick’s fingers.
Had he held firmly on to the hard won lessons of the Tao of Holes,
he would have not allowed his sentiments, his “feelings” at this time of
holiday to get the better of him… he would have realized the danger he would
place this unknown capsuleer in by blabbing… uh, ahh… blogging, the existence
of and exact location of this ship to the WHOLE INTERWEB!
Operational Security NEVER Takes a Holiday!!!! Just imagine what
would happen if the GSF ever got aholt of Santa’s Itinerary!!!
Fly Safe and KEEP your mouth shut! =/|)=
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PS and Off Topic…
I GOTS ME A NEW MOUSES!!!
I have been having some ship issues of late… seems we will be
doing any ol thing any ol where and unless I am zoomed in close and watching my
ship constantly… it ‘tends’ to have a mind of its own and will, without warning
or orders… just fly off in any ol direction. My corpmates attribute this to
crew dissatisfaction and outright mutiny… but I differ on this as I feel they
are a scurvy yet loyal bunch and I blame it squarely on Mechanical
Difficulties. IE I gotta bad mouse.
I have gone through 2 wireless meeses lately… one was old and I knew
it was getting t’wards the end of its usefulness and the other, while much
newer is also….well… crap. It was a cheap Drug store quik buy and worth ‘bout
as much as I paid for it… which was not much indeed.
So…. while out doing my last minnit shoppin yesterday w/ my dottir
I bought me a Bran New Mouse!!! And WHATTA Mouse I’tis!!! A Mad Catz, Cyborg R.A.T. 3 corded Gaming
Mouse. Now this is not the Mouse ‘O My Dreams… that one is the Cyborg R.A.T. 9 wireless
Gaming Mouse… or possibly the Cyborg R.A.T. 7 M.M.O. Gaming
Mouse… I am conflicted on those 2… but at $150 US for the 9 and $85 for the
7 I felt I could just barely justify $49.99 for the 3… and MAN O MAN whatta
mouse!!
Slick, hi-tech, comfortable under your hand… and it looks SO DAMN COOL! =]
Merry Christmas to all my brothers and sisters in New Eden and especially to those of us who live… On the Other Side of the Sky… =]
ROTFLMAO
ReplyDelete... but he was Caldari...
I know this is old.. but how did you find the mouse? My last couple mice have been Steelseries Sensei - which are about as plainly styled as you can get, but seem to be very solidly put together. (Needed as they get used up to 16 hours a day, 7 days a week.)
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